I have just stitched my sides back together after reading this gem. Here’s a little extract:
“That’s right men… our Viking ancestors didn’t drink a Corona with a lime before splitting heads. The Admirals of the Royal Navy didn’t down a Sparks before letting the Frogs have it either. Hell no… they guzzled rank, bitter ales before they split skulls, spilled the blood of their enemies, and built the world of today. Tradition is manly as all get-out , and we should be proud of our Western heritage when we drink.”
Glass tip to Neil Houghton in Christchurch for the hilarity.